A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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VAL SUCKS

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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