- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

stuarts mum

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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