- Anti Joke

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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