Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Refrigerator

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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