- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Where's the soap?

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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