How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

69

thumb_up thumb_down -23

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -25

ur gey

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops