- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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