- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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