- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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