WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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women's rights, lol

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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