Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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I once did something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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