What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What did death say to life? Go die

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Praise Paisley

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Today is March 22.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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