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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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