- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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