- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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