- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Church.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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