- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is not fat!

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What is white and black and red all over.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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