- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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