Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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