- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm hungry.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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