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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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