What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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