Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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