Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Hello

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Raveena Thandhan

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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