- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

AIDS.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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