- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Come on children, don't dawdle.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Your face

Carrot fingers

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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