why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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a woman votes!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

destiny

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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