- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Testicles.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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