- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

this is stupid .... yep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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