What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Bark I'm a tree

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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