- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A chicken walks into a barn.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

a woman votes!

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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