A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

thumb_up thumb_down +13

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

42

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

thumb_up thumb_down +13

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops