Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Female rights.

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Your biggest fan.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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