- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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