What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

an dislexik nam rwote hits

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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