- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

what's red and horny a red unicorn

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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