Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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