what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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