- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

But who would want to sell us out and why?

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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