- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Potato!

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

How long is a china man?

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Andy Carrol

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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