- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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