- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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