Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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your moms my other ride

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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