Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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