what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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