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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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