- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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