roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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