- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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