Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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shut up kobe!

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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