What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

womans rights...

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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