What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Wenis Penis

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

This statement is false.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

You suck big fat slobber

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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