- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock no ones home

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

I like your hair

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

NAACP

AIDS.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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