smell the vitamin C

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What? Why?

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

dick dick dick... frogs

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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