- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Women's rights

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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