- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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