A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Your Mother

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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