Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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everyone dislike this

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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jhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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