- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Cancer.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

This sentence is a lie.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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