- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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