to get to the other side.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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there was once a jew

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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5 people are walking

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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