A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Hey, Max!!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Nah

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

women's rights

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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