What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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This is not funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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