What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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This is not funny.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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