- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

whats 2+2 equal? 4

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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