- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Jewwy Jewstein

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call a black man? A person

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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