- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Do you love me? No.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!