What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Your mother is average.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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a seal walks into a club.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Where's the dick??? east

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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your social life.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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