What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Cool Brian

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

kaite is dumb that is true

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

chirs

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Wanker

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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