- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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