- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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