- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

How old is your mom Dead

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

A black person walks out of KFC

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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