What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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How old is your mom Dead

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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honest politician

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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