what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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