What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

I am dyslexic

The Moon Landing.

What color is red paint? Red

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

eden stop

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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