What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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