Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Compton

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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