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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Obama.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

42, that is all

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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