Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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