What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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