A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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I'm sn otter

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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