The NBA and womens sports

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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men

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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