facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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